Friend:	So, what's new?
Me:	I read this really awesome boo--
Friend:	Really, what else is new?
Me:	Okay, I recently found out about a new auth--
Friend:	Anything not book-related?
Me:	No, not really.
Friend:	Okay...
Me:	Maybe you should read more.
Friend:
Me:	Then we'll actually have something to talk about.